There are a lot of good quality quotes out there, but they can always be changed for the better. So I took some good quotes and did just that, changed them to make them much much better. Enjoy!!
1. A bird in the hand is worth _______________
Answer: eating even if you end up in the toilet for half the night.
2. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and_________________
Answer: I hope you get punched in the pants.
3. Laughter is the best_______
Answer: way to take money from others.
4. Be careful what you ask for, you may___________
Answer: not get it and be disappointed on your birthday and/or Christmas.
5. Do not leave for tomorrow, what you can ____________
Answer: do next week or have someone else do for you.
6. Dogs are a mans best ______________
Answer: chance of finding a bomb hidden somewhere in your home.