I have a great mom

It’s my mom’s birthday today in real life, seriously it is.  So since it’s her birthday, what better gift can I give her than to give her a poem from the heart?  Plus I spent a bunch of money on a father’s gift for myself so I am running a little low on cash.  Either way a gift is a gift. 

POEM TO YOU MOM:

Mom it’s your birthday and I hope it’s real great,

I hope next time you rent a hotel room, you get a good rate,

Sorry that my siblings are a little bit weird,

Not everyone’s as cool as me and can grow a beard,

I was your last kid and I think I know why,

I was your favorite; that twinkle in your eye,

Seriously I know I was a little harder than the rest,

I wanna go to KFC and order wings and a breast,

But I need to concentrate and I can’t spend all my money,

I have got to just keep this poem good and funny,

Back to my mom and how cool she is,

She would always stop the car when I needed to wiz,

I would get out and go on the side of the road,

If my pants needed patching they always got sewed,

When I was younger I can’t believe all the stuff I did,

My dad almost killed me when I was a kid,

My mom was there to calm him down,

That wasn’t as bad though as her half frown,

If I saw that, I knew it was bad,

But most of the time things were just rad,

She is really cool—a stand up gal,

I actually know a guy named Hal,

My mom is awesome and is super cool,

Sometimes when I sleep I actually drool,

I haven’t been to the doctor in years,

I need some new tools I can find them at Sears

I have a fork that I use to scratch my back,

It’s getting super late and I need a snack,

Back to my mother and this poem from the heart,

She is like Marge and I am like Bart,

She is the best and you can’t find any better,

I am glad it’s not hotter and I’m not wearing a sweater,

You taught me so much like how to talk,

Happy B-day to you Mom— you certainly rock!

Peace I’m outta here!!!!