1. When I was ten I bet my friend that Doogie Hoosier was a real medical doctor. I was a little off and would have lost 300 dollars, luckily I never paid him.
2. Once when my parents and I were on a road trip, just me and them, I made a sign that said help I am being kidnapped and put it in the window in the backseat where I was sitting. Luckily this was back before everyone had a cell phone or else it could have been a really fun situation. Kids don't try that at home or in the car either. My parents, especially my dad was very angry with me and needless to say I felt really bad, mainly because I got caught.
3. I ate a couple castor beans on a dare which apparently contain ricin. Ricin is a very dangerous and deadly poison. Oops I should have been paying a lot more attention on that field trip. I guess I should have noticed the skull and cross bones by that planter. I guess I should have listened to my friends when they said those are poisonous, no seriously they are. I guess I should have thought twice about eating anything on that field trip to the college greenhouse. I was thinking all that when the campus cop picked me up and took me to the hospital, where they had to give me 3 glasses of liquid charcoal. As the saying goes, " old enough to know better, but still to stupid to care. For the record I was only 16 at the time. So really too young to care.
Actually that is it. Those are the only dumb things I have ever done and probably will do sounds like, at least until the next time.