Some of my old pick up lines

For all you single guys wondering how to get the dates and girls, I think I have the answers.  Today I broke open my dating notebook and found these little gems, some of the best pick up lines you will ever hear.  I was going to save them for my boys, but decided I would do the next best thing and share them on my blog.  This sums up everything I know about women in a nut shell and all my good material.  Okay here goes:

1. If I forget your name, don't worry about it cause I date a lot of girls. (Then wink)

ME SPEAKING: If I know women they love it when you don't remember their name and when your a real jerk about it.  If we have learned anything from any teen movie it's that the jerk always ends up with the girl.  And when you say you date a lot of girls it shows you are popular.

2. I just put on deodorant, do you want to smell me?  Girls love smells.

3. My friends don't find you attractive, but I am willing to settle.  Need I say more.

4. You have two choices, I can stalk you or you can go out with me?  Which one would you prefer?

5. Can you give me your number again?  I get so many it's hard to keep track.

6. Do you like cars, cause I own one.

7. I have a bet going with a lot of people and I will split it with you if you pay for a date. 

8. Girls who don't go out with me often end up with slashed tires and keyed cars, would you like to go out?

9. I just got off the phone with the suicide hotline....I just can't handle another rejection.  Do you want to go out?

10. Is that your normal hair style?  Or do you just not care anymore?  As you can see niether do I.

Lots of winking helps too.  Just a little tid bit of information I thought I would also share.

DISCLAIMER: Good luck suckers.