Monday is my birthday and I am pumped. It's the only day I can tell people how I really feel about them right to their face not like I normally do behind their backs. This is gonna be fun. Anyway I am sure you are all wondering what to get me so I have compiled my list in the form of a riddle. I am trying to replace some of my vhs movies with DVD's. Instead of just writing the name of the movie I will write down a line from the movie. If you suck at movie trivia then I am not really sure why we are friends and don't want you reading my stories anymore, but if you are good at it then send me a present. Actually even if you suck at it still try and get me something. Money is always nice. If I get enough I might be able to buy food again for my kids. Anyway list on:
1. I actually need some pants(jeans) this is not a movie line I could actually use some pants. No no actually if you get me pants I won't be very happy because most likely they will not fit and won't work out for either of us. Scratch that idea I will get those myself.
2. Movie Quote #1 - Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
3. Movie Quote #2 - If that thing had nine lives, he just spent 'em all. Whoo!
4. I will also take gift cards from restraunts or stores I am not picky.
5. I will also take cash larger bills preferred
6. Movie Quote #3 - I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.
7. Movie Quote #4 - You know lots of people go to college for seven years. Yeah, there called doctors
8. Movie Quote #5 - I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in."
9. Movie Quote #6 - Do you own rubber gloves? I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.
10. Movie Quote #7 - It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.
And remember if you can't figure out what movie to get me just send me money, but either way don't be a cheapskate and get me nothing like most of you did last year that wasn't very nice at all for me especially.
P.S. I know on Facebook I have a different birthday which is actually fake, but I will still take presents then as well.
2 comments:
Hey, those are all my favorite movies too! Happy Birthday you old bugger. Sorry it has taken me so long.
That comment was from me Jason, NOT Kristal.
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