Saturday, November 19, 2011

A few of the DUMBEST things I have ever done

1. When I was ten I bet my friend that Doogie Hoosier was a real medical doctor.  I was a little off and lost 300 dollars.  I never paid him.

2. Once when my parents and I were on a road trip, just me and them, I made a sign that said help I am being kidnapped and put it in the window in the backseat where I was sitting.  Luckily this was back before everyone had a cell phone or else it could have been a really fun situation.  Kids don't try that at home or in the car either.  My parents weren't happy with me and needless to say I felt really bad cause I got caught.

3. I ate a couple castor beans on a dare which apparently contain ricin.  Ricin is a very dangerous and deadly poison.  Oops I should have been paying a lot more attention on that field trip.  I guess I should have noticed the skull and cross bones by that planter.  I guess I should have listened to my friends when they said those are poisonious, no seriously they are.  I guess I should have thought twice about eating anything on that field trip to the college greenhouse.  I was thinking all that when the campus cop picked me up and took me to the hospital, where they had to give me 3 glasses of liquid charcoal.  As the saying goes, " old enough to know better, but still to stupid to care.  For the record I was only 16 at the time.  So really too young to care.  

4. Starting a blog, this pig takes up a lot of time.  Maybe if I had more visitors it would be worth it.  But I think of giving it up sometimes, because I have a life.  I am not some loser that sits at home all day.  Well at least not most days.  Today I was really tired.  Anyway seriously though I really want more traffic so try and like my facebook page on my blog and tell your friends.  The more visitors I get the more posts I will post.  Back to the dumbest things I have ever done.

Actually that is it.  Those are the only dumb things I have ever done and probably will do sounds like, at least until the next time.

2 comments:

Lisa said...

Jacob, I just visited your blog for the first time, and I seriously think you should write a book! Anyway, I can think of another dumb thing you did in your life. Once when you were about 4 years old, you saw what looked like little pieces of chocolate on your front walk. You dove for the "chocolate" and stuffed some in your mouth, only to discover its true identity: deer droppings. You were not happy about that taste!

Colvdaddy said...

LOL I don't remember that, but I am laughing at myself now. Thanks for the reminder I love a good laugh.