Goals are a funny thing. Once you achieve them then you have to set new ones as to not feel like you are wasting your life. It's like shaving the more you do it the more you have to do it the next day. I am more of a reverse goal setter. Sure I have a set of goals, but I have always written the goal down only after I have achieved it, this way I never have any problems hitting the goal and checking it off my list. But this past week I got to thinking and I think it is time to set some real goals that will take hard work and dedication, goals that are so grand that I won't ever reach them thus eliminated the goal process and finally relaxing so here goes:
1. Make my own currency that can be spent all over the world. I have always wanted my own dollar bill.
2. Find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow - that little jerk leprechaun is a rich sucker
3. Stop shaving for good
4. Build time machine and bet on some football games like Biff did in Back to the Future
5. Predict the deaths of 5 people - 2 down, 3 more to go
6. Build a stairway to heaven and visit often
7. Moon Congress while there in session
8. Moonwalk a marathon
9. Drink the Great Salt Lake
10. Be the first person to drive myself to Europe with my home made boat car
Well now that the list is established I can finally get to work................next week for sure.
2 comments:
We may just have to move back to SG so we can have more parties with the Colvins like last night. I didn't mean to mistake you for Brian Reegan. Sorry about that. I meant to call you "better than Brian" as your new nickname. It's true. You're THAT funny, Jake. I'd pay good money to see you moonwalk a marathon. I double dog dare you to do it!
I love the list bro. ur on your way to greatness
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