It's the wifes birthday today

Since it's the wifes Birthday today I thought I would dedicate a poem to her so here goes:

The moment we met you said you wouldn't scratch my back
Now you help me eat healthy so I won't have a heart-attack
You do all my laundry and make me lots of food
I am glad none of your sisters became a dude
Today is your birthday and we can have lots of fun
I will be right back, I want to hold a gun
Now I am back and ready to write more
Maybe tonight you will get lucky and score
Have a great B-day and a great year
If I got hit in the crotch I might shed a tear
Here's to you and all you do
If we get in an accident we can always sue
I love you Kelly and that's all I can say
I know you will have a really good day


That is actually a true story about the back scratching I asked her to scratch my back and she refused. Come to think of it she still hates scratching my back so that is why I have a fork to scratch it myself. Happy Bday Kelly.