You Tell Me!!! New Idea Hot Off The Press.

Being the nice guy I am, I am always thinking of ways to better the situation of life for all (mainly, actually just my situation-- I am sorry but I am kind of selfish) and in my thinking sessions this week I thought of an idea that could be good; but might be bad. I need your help to tell me what you think. So here it goes. I tell you an idea and give you the good that could come from it or the bad that might come from it as well--then you tell me what you think. I call this my, You Tell Me Series. Okay here it goes:

Idea Number 1. Kidnapping is a big problem, that I believe I can help solve--or can I? Again, you be the judge. Kids see strangers and are taught Stranger Danger and if a stranger is trying to grab them, or take them, or hurt them they can yell out, "stranger" or "help," but these days those words don't work, so I present to you my new Stranger Danger program to be replaced by "pervert alert." If a kid is hollering out, "stranger" I am going to think they are taking about another kid that is stranger then they are or if they yell out "help" I will assume they got stuck in a well. Either way, no help needed from me cause I don't want to get involved if it is a kid hazing incident and I sure don't want to be in a well, no thanks jerky kids. Now if they are yelling "pervert alert" I will come running. I would want to get a good look at who they think a pervert is and why they are thinking he or she is a pervert. That word alone would get me moving.

Okay, so the good thing about this idea is instead of hearing the same old boring words we would actually hear something that would be more meaningful. We would be more willing to help a kid against a pervert then we would a stranger, again the word sounds so much cooler in this context. Kidnappings could go down a lot cause no one wants to be a pervert lurking around so they would stay away from kids altogether and the only people near the kids would be their parents or people they know or actual perverts.

Now the flip side, a lot of people who are just strangers could get called perverts and if you really are a pervert then, really would you even mind being called a pervert? I wouldn't think you would. I think it is a fine idea but I could see some people not liking it. If you don't like it, it doesn't mean you are a pervert, it just means you most likely are a pervert. Anyway, pervert alert let me know what you think.

Idea Number 2. How about checking out some of my ads on this here blog and making me some money. No bad would come of it and I would want to write more cause I keep telling you I am only doing this for money. Please do it; I need help paying my mortgage. I am not kidding. Please I lose my home next week so you must hurry. No comments about this one just click click click and make me some dough. Next One.

Idea Number 3. This idea was just more about clicking on my ads. So skip to 4.

Idea Number 4. Everyone is still thinking about what a cool idea number 1 is right? Well numbers 2-4 are just as good. Here goes with 4. Click my ads and make me some money. Alright truth is I don't have any more ideas that I am willing to share at this time so that is it. I just felt bad and tried to make my post longer. Sorry I shouldn't have done that, but please whatever you do don't let the ads suffer and not click on them cause of my selfishness. Please click now we don't have much time.

Thanks and looking forward to hearing from you both through your clicking of my ads and also from your comments. Thanks again.

Pervert Alert:)