Coming Soon

After thinking about how much I love money and want more and more of it, I have decided to start selling my new T-Shirt line. I will be starting this new venture soon, but I am willing to take orders now. I will be starting with the Pervert Alert Shirt for children as well as adults. Email me if you want to be my test dummy because I will be testing these shirts with extreme prejudice. Anyway let me know and as always don't pee on my front lawn I don't want to mix your urine with mine.

Thanks,

Jacob