Confidence - Time to get some

What is confidence? That is a question a wise man once asked me. Then he answered that very question with a question and I really wish I would have remembered what he said. It might have saved us a lot of time, but screw him I'm in charge of this ship now and I have a little saying of my own. Confidence is this, knowing that it's not who you are, but who you imagine yourself to be in comparison to someone who is worse then you at something. It took me a lot of time to have the swagger that I do, but in time if you desire you too can have this swagger. Some of you are probably thinking well Jacob your swagger I thought was a lack of not caring for your own personal hygiene and not really caring what other people thought of you. Sometimes that is true, but most of the time no that is incorrect, but it sounds like you are now thinking like I would and to that I am proud. Anyway here's the deal, am I better at everything then everyone else no but am I better at somethings then others absolutely. Are there people out there that are faster than me on foot? Yes there are, but if I got in my car I could run them over and they couldn't do a thing about it. And there are several people that I am faster then even on foot. I am always thinking about the advantage and taking it. So my point is this, I could say to myself like some little wiener oh Jacob you could train and get faster and even after several years you would still be slower than some people or I could say Jacob you are faster than all of the people you see right now and it is true. Whether I am in my car running you over or on foot passing you up as you use your cane to get around I am faster. Really no matter what it is, it is always about comparing yourselves to others and really I can't stress this enough. If you are a wierdo that creeps everyone out look at the arrest reports and find someone wierder then you, you just have to look and they are there. If you are really wierd it might take a day or so and when you find them I would print a copy so people believe you, but believe me this will add a zing to your step and you are well on your way to confidence. If you are not as smart as you would like to be then go to walmart and just do some people watching. After a few minutes of being there you will feel much much better about your brain and be thankful you have one that is the size it is. You are better then most people, this is the way you must think. Now I can see what is happening you are thinking am I as good as you Jacob and the answer would definately be no. At least it would be no when asking me, but asking youself it could be yes. It just all depends on you. See how this works now? If you don't then probably should face the facts and realize you aren't made to have confidence and stop reading til next week, but if you do understand then continue my fair weather friend. Okay now here's a little secret in comparing yourselves to others it is very important that you don't, absolutely don't compare yourselves to others in front of them. It is a lot easier to say I am better then Bill when Bill is miles away and doesn't hear me then it is when he is right here. You don't want to hurt people's feelings. One might say well that is talking behind someones back and I would say yes it is. Is talking behind someones back okay? No it isn't, unless they don't know about it and never find out about it and then it is. I am sure people talk about me all the time behind my back and I am still here aren't I? If I knew about it I would be so angry, but I am not since I don't. And again remember talking behind their back is only okay if they never find out and thus completing the confidence cycle. If they do this breaches the confidence cycle thus screwing up the plan as a whole, but using these two methods you too can gain quite the swagger and really not care who you impress, because in your mind you've already impressed the most important person in your presense: you. Sounds like you are well on your way KILLER. Well I did a good post today. Just so everyone knows I don't talk about people behind their backs as far as you know and if you hear that I have it is a lie cause I don't do that. Until next time farewell.