A Shorts Story

Embarrassing moments suck, unless they happen to someone else in which case it makes them really funny. That is why I like this story. With permission from my great friend Robert I tell the following real life true story. Casinos are great places to rob as we have learned from Oceans 11, but they are also places where bad things can happen to good people. Robert is a bit of a gambler. Who doesn't like to throw the dice on the craps table every once in a while, am I right? Anyway Robert was at the craps table and really going to town winning a little dough for the evening. He was up and excited about winning, that is until his incident. He placed his bet and leaned over to pick up the dice like normal and then it happened. He heard a rip and then felt the breeze. Then he realized he not only just ripped his shorts from the zipper to his knee, he also realized he didn't have any underwear on. Now sure I know what you are thinking this is Vegas who needs underwear when you are in Vegas. That is what I was thinking too. But apparently they don't like it when your rolling the dice and everyone can see your privates. Actually Robert didn't really like it either. Even though he had a bet placed already he told them he was leaving. They protested and told him he had a bet on the table and not to leave right then, in which he responded, "keep it." Then trying to draw as little attention as possible he walked to the nearest store and bought some pants. Thank goodness for Vegas the place where you can rip your pants at two in the morning and still find a store that is open where you can buy a pair of shorts for the same price as you can buy a good time. Well that's it that's the big one. A special thank you to Robert who made this story possible and really I would like to thank everyone for coming to my blog and reading it. It keeps me sane and not wanting to hurt anyone, so I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Again thank you and good night or good morning if you are reading this in the am. Anyway good day.