Just Feels Nice

Unless there is a good wind, taking a leak in your yard even if people are watching just feels nice, front yard or back doesn't matter. It is your right as an American. If that right isn't protected then really which ones are? I say if dogs can mark their territory then so can I. No dog is better then me, except for that talking dog on the baked bean commercials on TV or Underdog in the movie. Those dogs might be, but other than that Sparky can move over cause there's a new dog in town....aka ME. Oh I forgot to mention White Fang he is a pretty tough sucker. He isn't better than me, but does deserve a mention. Anyway next time you are near my yard and it sounds like rain, but no clouds are in the sky, just keep walking and know that I am in the zone.