10. I am sure glad we signed that prenup.
9. Your engagement ring is made mostly from recycled glass.
8. Settling for you wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
7. Sharing a bed with my parents can be considered normal.
6. Finally I can stop working out and eat what I want.
5. How much life insurance do you have again?
4. I think we should see other people.
3. Can we start working on my immigration papers right away?
2. My other wife is gonna like you.
1. My mom just called, turns out we're related.
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