something you should know about me before you come and stay with me

I keep one fork by my bedside and one fork in my office and I call them my scratching fork. I wash them every month or so, but I am sure along the way I have used every fork in the drawer this way. If I were you I would only eat from a salad fork if you come over as I don't use those in that manner. I call those my eating only forks.