Interviewing Jacob by Jacob(Me talking to Me)

Thoughts are a strange thing some times. Some of them are good and some are bad, but the one common thing that I get a lot is.........what were you thinking? Many people ask me that a lot and to them I say your guess is as good as mine. But today I am going to try and let everyone take a little peak into what it is I really am thinking. I have decided to write down some questions and then answer them the best I can. So here goes nothing. Q1: What do you do for fun? Well besides the wife I guess I would say.................................................................................................. um.................................................................................................................................................................... .....................................................................................................................................next question that is too hard. LOL I could have made another joke with what I just wrote, but I won't. But dang that is funny to me. LOL. Next question please and this time an easier one. Q2: How do you want to be remembered? Well if I am robbing a bank I want to be remembered as a tall balding man with a mole on my face, but other then that I would like to be remembered as a person who didn't steal anything from anyone and unless you catch me in the act you can't prove it. Q3. Do you have a personal motto that you try to live by? Yes I do and here it is: "Always come home from a party with more then you went with." I know we have all heard the crazy saying, "It is better to give then to recieve." And although in theory this is great, does it really apply to real life? Of course it is fun to give away stuff to charity that you don't want cluttering up your yard or house or that the dump won't take anymore because of certain restrictions so you have to hide those items in the clothes that you give away, but if I had a chocolate cake and I gave it away then I would be pretty angry in an hour when I am hungry again. So I again ask the question, is it better to give then to recieve and so I guess the answer is it depends. Q4. If you had one day left on earth what would you do? Didn't I answer that in question number 1? Okay well after that I guess I would get a haircut and shave and really make myself presentable cause that is the only way I am going to make it into heaven. Q5. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Well I do have a giant...ah....brain so I am pretty set there. I have been wanting a new flat screen for my office so I guess I would take that. Q6. If your family is taken hostage and you have to pick one person to die who would it be? I would pick one of the intruders to die. That would make it easier to get away. Then once I disarmed the other intruders and after hitting them in the head several times with my shoe and tying them up, I would usher my family out of the house safely and then make the perverts watch the lifetime movie channel or mary poppins, while I enjoyed ESPN or an Adam Sandler movie until the police came. That is if I didn't kill them first. Actually truth be told I would just kill all of the intruders and end it that way. I think Rambo showed us all how it is done. I would just do that. Q7. What is your first memory? What was the question I don't have that great of a memory. Q8. Are you a cat person or a dog person? Well I have never eaten a cat or a dog, but really I am willing to try anything once. Here I come Chinatown. Well that's it for me. I hope this helps and until next week farewell.