Halloween Costume Ideas

It's Halloween again, the holiday that comes every year. Everytime she rolls around I get excited because I know I will get free candy from strangers that I most likely can eat, but angry at the same time because I don't like wearing make-up. I don't know what it is, but I hate dressing up. I like me and I don't want to pretend I am someone else. I like me too much to betray the trust I have built with myself so I choose not to dress up, well at least conventionally. So if you are like me and dislike putting on costumes and make up and such then this post is for you. Below you will find a list of costumes that really don't require all the dressing up and such.

1. Just an ordinary person - No one ever says I am going to be an ordinary person this year, this is one is the easiest and one of my favorites, cause it requires such little effort, but you can still get the free candy and theres nothing anyone can do about it.

2. Local town pervert - I know it sounds creepy and that is because it is, but as long as you don't go overboard with it you can get away with it. All you have to do is yell out hey baby a lot and stare. I would only recommend this one for non-married guys. Just a thought.

3. Twin - If you have a twin they are going to do whatever you do, so this requires no effort at all. Another one of my favorites.

4. Simpson character - They have some many now that no one remembers all of them, so just make up a name and go with it.

5. Robber - just stick your hand in your jacket pocket and say you have a gun. I did that last year and suprisingly got more candy then I have ever gotten in my entire life. It was amazing. Strangely enough the block got put on lock down though so we had to go in early. Oh well.

Well there you have it. There are several good ideas for you non dressers that still want to get out there and go for some big candy scores. I wish you well, but if you are in my neighborhood I am going as a twin tonight so don't take that idea please. Anyway have fun and as always happy Halloween. Bless us all.

LET ME BE MYSELF

Well it has been a while since I have written on this thing and for that I am sorry, but it really wasn't my fault this time. I know I have said that a lot of times to a lot of people like to that guy that I hit in the parking lot multiple times or to my parents or my wife. Anyway this time it really wasn't my fault cause appartently I offended someone over at google and they banned me for 3-6 months. Stupid jerks................. just kidding Bill I don't want to offend you again even though you take things too seriously sometimes, I know that I am on probation with you guys right now so again I was kidding. Anyway life has been good. I did get that stupid swine flu. That sucked pretty bad, but at least I am now immune and I did cough into a jar just in case someone really makes me angry in the next few months. Anyway more posts are now on the way